I always listen, I ask children, I even ask adults in tennis, "What are your children playing?" And most of the time it's not tennis. It's pathetic.

Sports are a microcosm of society. It just shows how much more competition there is in the world.

Winning comes down to who can execute under pressure.

Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed.

Some people do have softer boundaries.

Victory is fleeting. Losing is forever.

I have a lot to say, and if I'm not No. 1, I can't say it.