I can't sleep very well at night. It takes me a while to get to sleep. I could just be nocturnal. I have my nighttime witching hour where I hang out, listen to records or watch TV.

Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1% lie about it.

My wife is the CEO of the family. I'm the fun guy, just trying to make it up as I go along.

A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?

A man once asked me, what's punk? I kicked over a trash can and said that's punk. He kicked over a trash can and then asked me again, Is that punk? I replied no. That's just trendy.

My brother David was a great athlete and I knew there was no way I could live up to that.

It came up after doing St. Jimmy on Broadway for American Idiot. I loved acting, and so I just kept my options open.