That was the hard part of having kids: trying to be on their schedule, then fighting to get to sleep while they are sleeping.

You can't go voicing something if it's just not right.

They have bad taste. I am not a good-looking guy.

I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today.

I sort of enjoy the fact that I'm misunderstood most of the time. That's fine.

You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?

Pretty and demented at the same time, like me.