I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.

Woodstock was about the closest thing to anarchy I've ever seen in my whole life, and I didn't like it.

Punk is dead to anyone who didn't get it in the first place

That was the hard part of having kids: trying to be on their schedule, then fighting to get to sleep while they are sleeping.

If someone falls down, pick them back up. Just because there's not a frickin camera in your face doesn't mean you don't have to look out for each other.

I wrote a song called "Green Day" because I was smoking a lot of dope.

The first time I ever saw him play, Tre Cool was wearing a tutu and an old-womans swimming cap.