Do you have a problem? I have a gun. I'll shoot you. No problem.
If Britney Spears would paint her ass green, I'm sure you would spot green asses all over L.A., as soon as the word was out.
You can't live on planet rock star 24/7; you have to be down and dirty and have some fun.
Attack your instruments. Don't let them attack you.
Rock 'n' roll can be fun and dangerous at the same time.
I don't want to live in an ivory tower, being the songwriter who just turns inward.