Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1% lie about it.

You don't get nothing and like it.

I would definitely say the Oakland Raiders are the punk rock band of football.

And for our fans, they're just crazy people anyway. I always look at people in a Green Day shirt, and I think, 'What's wrong with that person? What kind of hang-ups does that person have?' Obviously, it's not just the catchy songs, it goes deeper than that.

I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.

My brother David was a great athlete and I knew there was no way I could live up to that.

People are so damned afraid that one day they might wake up and discover that they've grown old.