What annoys the hell out of me is the arrogance of some people. They don't even listen to our music, they decided in advance that they don't like it.

They have bad taste. I am not a good-looking guy.

If someone falls down, pick them back up. Just because there's not a frickin camera in your face doesn't mean you don't have to look out for each other.

I think we have the worst name in rock, I really do. It's the worst name in the world

I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid.

Dont test me, Second guess me, Protest me, You will DISAPEAR! (East Jesus of Nowhere)

Just because you sing songs about a certain feeling doesn't mean you have to go feeling that way forever. You can sing about that for the rest of your life, but that doesn't mean things aren't going to change in your own life.