Do you have a problem? I have a gun. I'll shoot you. No problem.
Pretty and demented at the same time, like me.
Just because you're in the missionary position don't make you no missionary.
I'm not as depressed as I used to be. The Prozac's working!
My wife is the CEO of the family. I'm the fun guy, just trying to make it up as I go along.
For some young people, their first experience ever hearing punk rock music was playing the Green Bay Packers on 'Madden'.