I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid.

Dont test me, Second guess me, Protest me, You will DISAPEAR! (East Jesus of Nowhere)

You can't live on planet rock star 24/7; you have to be down and dirty and have some fun.

I want to go home and just go for a long walk. And where I want to go, I have no idea

Punk rock isn't supposed to be for everyone. There is that sort of private club mentality, which is necessary. It keeps things from getting watered down and boring.

To me, it doesn't feel like it's just another rock record that somebody put out. It feels like we taped into the culture a little bit

A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?