I was freakishly ambitious. I didn't want to be a child. I wanted my own flat, to work and be a grown up.

I have to teach myself. I kind of wish I'd continued with my education, but that's something I can do in the future.

Steve Coogan does something for me. He is so naughty, but I quite fancy him.

Yeah, I fancy women big time... I check them out more than I check men out. Maybe I would want to sleep with a woman... Not Beyonce, although I like the look of her, I don't think she's that dirty.

I love fresh flowers for my home. I spend far too much money on them, buying them almost every day.

In the next few years I'd love to play a female version of Doctor Who. I know exactly how I would play her - she would be crafty in a clever kind of way.

People need help, advice and love, not websites telling you how to lose your last pound, or scantily clad, deeply anorexic celebrities parading around flaunting their golden bones.