Failure is fantastic, because you meet yourself and get to know your limitations. This is how I express myself, and I can't do it any other way.

I like feeling at home and knowing people. I like talking about ideas and being friendly.

I'm going to get a pair of wire-snips, and I've also started a new campaign to have blank CDs on jukeboxes so you can play the silence.

My favourite things are jokes, friendliness and feeling comfortable.

I'm not trying to achieve perfection. I don't like this forced control people have over work.

I like being on the margins. You work better there.

Being a fan of authentic Dada, I find today's art - what I call 'Bankers' Dada' - mind-numbingly dull. The most challenging work I've seen of late is by The British Art Resistance. Their document, 'A Call for Heroes in an Age of Cowards', is apt in these days of witless chancers.