I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.

Every time I was with Sammy [Davis Jr.] it was like going to the show business museum because the stories were so extraordinary, and I didn't care if they were true or not after a while. ... I don't know if he really got high with Humphrey Bogart or not. It didn't matter because he was painting these fantastic pictures.

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

My mind is always going. I'm always thinking what I need to do, what I haven't done, what I did do, what I didn't do as well as I could - I'm relentless that way with myself.