I have a medical condition, all right. It's called caring too much, and it's incurable. Also, I have eczema.
Billy EichnerAward shows are fun, but completely arbitrary and absurd. And yet, I will watch every single one of them.
Billy EichnerBy TV standards - I'm not comparing it to manual labor by any means - by TV comedy standards, it is the hardest job I will ever, ever have. There is nothing that could be harder. I mean, when you combine the amount of writing that has to be done - sharp writing - with the fact that you then take it to the street and improvise with both celebrities who have no idea what's going to happen and real people who are not actors or comedians who don't even know I'm about to talk to them... It's lightning in a bottle every time.
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