I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have some sort of impact. And for me that turned out to be comedy.

I have a medical condition, all right. It's called caring too much, and it's incurable. Also, I have eczema.

I couldn't just get up every day and be miserable and complain.

I'm not much of a dancer.

I had a lot of fans in New York. The press would write about me, but I couldn't get a paying job.

I think New Yorkers - they're media savvy. People have a sense of humor.

I would not have a career without Facebook and Twitter. That's the truth.