It's a real uphill challenge to battle the white-guyness.
Water doesn't hurt a vinyl record. Put it into a dishwasher and you're fine.
The band is tight enough. Quit practicing!
Every once in awhile I'll call up Eddie (Van Halen) and ask, Found that fourth chord yet?
They prospect of seeing oneself in the mirror clean-shaven is too close to a Vincent Price film... a prospect not to be contemplated, no matter the compensation.
White people get nervous and speed things up. You don't have to be in a hurry because you ain't got nothing to gain and you ain't got nothin' to lose. And that's where the groove lies.