You been to school, you say you are a lawyer, you walked out of a magazine. I've been a drifter and a low-life loser, you can learn a lot from me.
Woody Pines is the best band I ever heard in my life I swear. I'm their biggest fan now!
I'm Just an Old Chunk of Coal (But I'm Gonna Be a Diamond Someday).
Songwriting is the cheapest psychiatrist I know.