I believe there is a time for meditation in cathedrals of our own.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

I'm probably writing music now for the same reason as I started writing songs when I was 14 - to meet women.

...And you're the only one who knows.

Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled.

I tell the audience every night, "I hope you didn't pay more than face value on that ticket, because we ain't worth more than that, and you ain't gonna get any more than that."

I see the winos talking to themselves and I can understand.