If you tell kids they can't have something, that's what they want.

They say that these are not the best of times, but they're the only times I've ever known.

I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage. I found that just surviving was a noble fight.

I'm a cosmopolitan sophisticate of culture and intelligence. The culmination of technology and civilized experience.

She's the quiet type who's into heavy metal.

I'm single but interviewing.

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on.