There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

Why do musicians give so much time to charitable causes? The most humanitarian cause that we can give our time to is the creation and performance of music itself.

We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it

I always hated my hair, so now it's going away.

You may be wrong, but you may be right.

Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged.

My songs are like my kids.