Where have you been hanging out lately honey? You can't dress trashy 'til you spend a lot of money.

In an age of incompetence, I've been able to last in this crazy business. I actually know how to play my ax and write a song. That's my job.

In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. But there is great fun in being a wizard.

Rock and roll cola wars, I can't take it any more.

They say that these are not the best of times, but they're the only times I've ever known.

Call me a joker, call me a fool, right at this moment I'm totally cool.

We might be laughing a bit too loud, but that never hurt no one