Some people find it's easier to hate.

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

There will be other words some other day; that is the story of my life.

I've lived long enough to have learned, the closer you get to the fire, the more you get burned.

Have you listened to the radio lately? Have you heard the canned, frozen and processed product being dished up to the world as American popular music today?

I took a fresh pack of Luckies, a mint called Sen-Sen, my old man's Trojans.

What if she figures out you're not very smart?