It's OK if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.

Where have you been hanging out lately honey? You can't dress trashy 'til you spend a lot of money.

What if she figures out you're not very smart?

If you search for truthfulness, you might as well be blind.

A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.

Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems

Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania.