You've got yoga, I've got beer. You got overpriced, I got weird.
Well we're waiting here in Allentown For the Pennsylvania we never found For the promises our teachers gave If we worked hard If we behaved So the graduations hang on the wall But they never really helped us at all No they never taught us what was real
What if she figures out you're not very smart?
Advice is cheap; you can take it from me.
Like a boxer in a title fight, you have to walk in that ring alone.
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.