I don't want clever conversation, I never want to work that hard, I just want someone I can talk to, I want you just the way you are.

A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

No matter what culture you're from, everyone loves music.

There's a deep-seated paranoia that Americans have about not being Americans or something.

I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage. I found that just surviving was a noble fight.