It's alright, you can afford to lose a day or two
You'll learn more from your accidents than anything that you could ever learn at school.
Where have you been hanging out lately honey? You can't dress trashy 'til you spend a lot of money.
Advice is cheap; you can take it from me.
I'm probably writing music now for the same reason as I started writing songs when I was 14 - to meet women.
We might be laughing a bit too loud, but that never hurt no one