I'm writing new music all the time. I'm just not writing pop stuff. It's not my goal.

Advice is cheap; you can take it from me.

Sergeant O'Leary is walking the beat, at night he becomes a bar tender.

I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do, in my opinion, is by no means extraordinary.

I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld.

You get paid like a really good call girl. Walking offstage is like the walk of shame.

Don't go changing to try and please me You never let me down before Don't imagine you're too familiar And I don't see you anymore I would not leave you in times of trouble We never could have come this far I took the good times, I'll take the bad times I'll take you just the way you are Don't go trying some new fashion Don't change the color of your hair. [...] I could not love you any better I love you just the way you are.