I'm a cosmopolitan sophisticate of culture and intelligence. The culmination of technology and civilized experience.

We passed the hash pipe and played our Doors tapes.

I've lived long enough to have learned, the closer you get to the fire, the more you get burned.

I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things.

Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged.

The happiest times in my life were when my relationships were going well - when I was in love with someone, and someone was loving me. But in my whole life, I haven't met the person I can sustain a relationship with yet. So I'm discontented about that. I'm angry with myself. I have regrets.

My daughter sent me on a mission to get as many autographs as possible.