I'm a cosmopolitan sophisticate of culture and intelligence. The culmination of technology and civilized experience.

In hell there's a big hotel where the bar just closed and the windows never opened. No phone so you can't call home, and the TV works, but the clicker is broken.

Someday we'll all be gone, but lullabies go on and on / They never die, that's how you and I will be

What will it take for you to believe in me, the way that I believe in you?

I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking.

I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection.

In an age of incompetence, I've been able to last in this crazy business. I actually know how to play my ax and write a song. That's my job.