Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled.

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on.

I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do, in my opinion, is by no means extraordinary.

We all have a face that we hide away forever, and we take them out and show ourselves when everyone has gone.

I always wanted to try to be a teacher even before I was in the music business. I liked history, and good teachers made an impact on me.

There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.

We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it