I compare songwriting to childbirth. How many kids can you have before your uterus explodes?

Call me a joker, call me a fool, right at this moment I'm totally cool.

Where have you been hanging out lately honey? You can't dress trashy 'til you spend a lot of money.

I had a melody and a rhythm and chords, but nothing to talk about. I remember reading about how the decline of the steel industry had been affecting the Lehigh Valley, and I decided that's what I was going to write the song about.

We passed the hash pipe and played our Doors tapes.

Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems

I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do, in my opinion, is by no means extraordinary.