Enthusiasm is as good a thing in the Church as fire is in a cook stove.

And if you think that anybody is going to frighten me, you don't know me yet.

You can't measure manhood with a tape line around the biceps.

Some persons think they have to look like a hedgehog to be pious.

I pity anyone who can't laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can't laugh.

I am the sworn, eternal and uncompromising enemy of the liquor traffic.

An excuse is a skin of a reason stuffed with a lie.