Enthusiasm is as good a thing in the Church as fire is in a cook stove.

Let's quit fiddling with religion and do something to bring the world to Christ.

What have you given the world it never possessed before you came?

I am an old-fashioned preacher of the old-time religion, that has warmed this cold world's heart for two thousand years.

There is no law, divine or human, that the saloon respects.

Lord save us from off-handed, flabby-cheeked, brittle-boned, weak-kneed, thin-skinned, pliable, plastic, spineless, effeminate, ossified, three-karat Christianity.

The saloon is a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow.