Hell is the highest reward that the devil can offer you for being a servant of his.

The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money is poorer still.

America didn't need repeal, she needed repentance!

Being a king, emperor, or president is mighty small potatoes compared to being a mother.

Whiskey is all right in its place - but its place is hell.

I have been, and will go on, fighting that damnable, dirty, rotten business with all the power at my command.

Some homes need a hickory switch a good deal more than they do a piano.