Hell is the highest reward that the devil can offer you for being a servant of his.

Jesus Christ was God's revenue officer.

The law tells me how crooked I am. Grace comes along and straightens me out.

Get somebody else for Jesus Christ and you will get a new vision of life, a new vision of what it means.

I have been, and will go on, fighting that damnable, dirty, rotten business with all the power at my command.

Being a king, emperor, or president is mighty small potatoes compared to being a mother.

I pity anyone who can't laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can't laugh.