The world is wrong side up. It needs to be turned upside down in order to be right side up.

The reason you don't like the Bible, you old sinner, is because it knows all about you.

Christianity means a lot more than church membership.

I have more respect for the devil than for some preachers I have met; the devil believes the Bible is the Word of God!

Temptation is the devil looking through the keyhole. Yielding is opening the door and inviting him in.

I am a temperance Republican down to my toes.

Home is the place we love best and grumble the most.