You might as well try and dam Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to stop the reform wave sweeping our land.

Some homes need a hickory switch a good deal more than they do a piano.

The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money is poorer still.

Live so that when the final summons comes you will leave something more behind you than an epitaph on a tombstone or an obituary in a newspaper.

The reason you don't like the Bible, you old sinner, is because it knows all about you.

Listen, if I heard shrieks and cries coming from a house and I ran in there and I found a great big broad shouldered whiskey soaked Joe weasel, dragging his wife about by the hair, and over here, two children are unconscious from his blows and kicks and another one screaming in terror, do you think I would apologize for being there? No! I'd knock 7 kinds of pork out of that old hog.

It would be a godsend if the Church would suffer persecution today; she hasn't suffered it for hundreds of years. She is growing rich and lagging behind. Going back.