I think that there are few people in one's life that you never really feel that they're gone. I have to remind myself that she isn't around.

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.

There's so few people in this town with a conscience.

I'm not a dishwasher anymore. But I'm still from Sangamon Street.

If you still want to kill him, do me a favor and take him outside. Those are new sheets.

Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race.

Being thrown out of this place is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony.