I probably have the crappiest tattoo -- not only in country music -- but maybe the world.

Never touch another man's button.

I've always had just enough success to buy me some more tour dates and another record.

Shoot, man, I love everybody! I don't have time to hate.

Don't bother tellin' me what I've got comin' in the morning... I already know. I've got some feel good pills and a red Gatorade by my bed, ready to go!

Where I live in Oklahoma, it's all ranchers. My friends are all cowboys and pretty rough guys. If I had a hot tub back there, I may as well have Richard Simmons come over and live with me.

If you're callin' about my heart, it's still yours.