I've always had just enough success to buy me some more tour dates and another record.

I probably have the crappiest tattoo -- not only in country music -- but maybe the world.

We all got a hillbilly bone down deep inside.

Shoot, man, I love everybody! I don't have time to hate.

If I have one, I'll have thirteen. No, there ain't no in-betwee. Cuz the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink.

Whoa!!! I heard I offended one of my all time favorite artists Ray Price by my statement “Nobody wants to listen to their grandpas music.

Where I live in Oklahoma, it's all ranchers. My friends are all cowboys and pretty rough guys. If I had a hot tub back there, I may as well have Richard Simmons come over and live with me.