Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.

You can't fool television viewers with dancing girls and flashing lights

I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar.

Many people have the idea that game shows are easy to come up with. And nothing could be further from the truth

I'll tell you one thing, in what I do for a living, there's no substitute for experience. I don't care how much natural talent you may have... In the type of show I do, you can depend on surprises.

I became a vegetarian out of concern for animals, but I wasn't a vegetarian long before I realized there's something to that. I don't think I would have worked for the past five years probably were it not for my vegetarian diet.

This is so like the way the Americans deliberately erroneously refer to Afghans and Iraqis as terrorists when they fight back killing American soldiers to protect their young from the illegal American invasion.