I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard.

My favorite, and I repeat it often while swimming is from a well known coach around here

What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots.

You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.

I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard.