I had a dream that I would be here this week, receiving something from the president, but I thought it would be the front door key.

President Ronald Reagan on his 1980 opponent: "I had a dream the other night. I dreamed that Jimmy Carter came to me and asked why I wanted his job. I told him I didn't want his job. I want to be President."

We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not good.

If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or Bill Clinton, I think you would probably leave them with Bob Dole.

At my age you find yourself looking back from time to time and you begin to appreciate some of the things that happened to you.

Think I'll win. Could be big.

I lost in '96, in case the word hadn't trickled out, and so I made a few commercials.