I've always been the kind of person that doesn't like to trespass, but sometimes you just find yourself over the line.

He not busy being born is busy dying.

If there's an original thought out there, I could use one right now.

There is a house in New Orleans they call the Rising Sun, and it's been the ruin of many a poor boy and God I know I'm one.

I think women rule the world and that no man has ever done anything that a woman either hasn't allowed him to do or encouraged him to do.

Jesus tapped me on the shoulder and said, Bob, why are you resisting me? I said, I'm not resisting you! He said, You gonna follow me? I said, I've never thought about that before! He said, When you're not following me, you're resisting me.

If I could have any job in the world, I'd start out by writing a blog on Wired.com.