I'm inconsistent, even to myself.

To live outside the law, you must be honest.

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.

Romance never does go out of fashion. It's radical. But it's out of step with the current media culture.

Look, you know i don't wanna come on ungrateful, but that warren report, you know as well as me, just didn't make it. You know, like they might as well have asked some banana salesman from des moines, who was up in toronto on the big day, if he saw anyone around looking suspicious/.

I think women rule the world and that no man has ever done anything that a woman either hasn't allowed him to do or encouraged him to do.

There must be some kind of way out of here,' said the joker to the thief.