Well the Lone Ranger and Tonto, they are riding down the line fixing everybody's troubles, everybody except mine.

You walk into the room like a camel and then put your eyes in your pockets and your nose on the ground.

May your heart always be joyful. May your song always be sung.

I can't see myself singing the same song twice in a row. That's terrible.

Walkin' through the leaves fallin' from the trees, Feelin' like a stranger nobody sees.

The longer you live, the better you get.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.