There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke. But you and I, we've been through that, and this is not our fate, so let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late.

The hollow horn plays wasted words, proves to warn that he not busy being born is busy dying.

We are singing today of the WIPE-OUT GANG - the WIPE-OUT GANG buys, owns & operates the Insanity Factory - if you do not know where the Insanity Factory is located, you should hereby take two steps to the right, paint your teeth & go to sleep.

I see through your brain like I see through the water that runs down the drain.

I'm the oldest son of a crazy man, I'm in a cowboy band.

Mona Lisa must have had the highway blues; you can tell by the way she smiles.

All these people that I used to know, they're an illusion to me now. Some are mathematicians, some are carpenters' wives.