In the valley of the giants where the stars and stripes explode, the peaches they were sweet and the milk and honey flowed.

You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you.

It takes a lot to laugh, it takes a train to cry

It was better to be in chains with friends than in a garden with strangers. [An ancient Persian proverb.] So true, huh?

I feel like falling in love with the first woman I meet, putting her in a wheel-barrow and wheeling her down the street.

The cavalries charged and the Indians died, oh the country was young with God on its side.

One was Texas medicine, the other was just railroad gin, and like a fool I mixed them.