They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings steal a little and they throw you in jail. Steal a lot and then they make you king.

It wouldn't kill you to stay the night anyway.

As I stepped to the stage to pick up my degree, and the locusts sang off in the distance.

May you have a strong foundation when the winds of change shift...and may you be forever young.

She never stumbles, she's got no place to fall. She's nobody's child, the law can't touch her at all.

I'd been going though his trash. He knocked me down. I was glad to see him, even though he was banging my head against the sidewalk. Afterwards these bums come over and say, 'Did he get much money?' I say, 'Money'? That was Bob Dylan.

I'm in love with my second cousin.