The rifleman's stalking the sick and the lame, preacherman seeks the same, who'll get there first is uncertain.

Truth is like a waterslide-only fun when it's slippery and wet.

..When I first heard Elvis' voice, I knew that I wasn't going to work for anybody ... hearing him for the first time was like busting out of jail

Princess on the steeple and all the pretty people, they're drinking, thinking that they got it made. Exchanging all kinds of precious gifts and things, but you'd better lift your diamond ring, you'd better pawn it, babe.

You get older. You start having hopes for other people rather than yourself.

I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom.

Despite everybody who has been born and has died, the world has just gone on. I mean, look at Napoleon -but we went right on. Look at Harpo Marx -the world went around, it didn't stop for a second. It's sad but true. John Kennedy, right?