People have a hard time accepting anything that overwhelms them.

I always thought the best kind of sunglasses are the motorcycle helmets with the black plastic masks on them. That way, nobody can recognize the back of your head either.

If ever asked to look at yourself, don't.

You've got a lotta nerve to say you are my friend. When I was down you just stood there a grinin

Never make it perfect.

Jesus tapped me on the shoulder and said, Bob, why are you resisting me? I said, I'm not resisting you! He said, You gonna follow me? I said, I've never thought about that before! He said, When you're not following me, you're resisting me.

It will scramble your head and drag your brain about, sometimes you gotta do like Elvis did and shoot the damn thing out.