As long as you give my friend Jonah Lehrer a free pizza, I'll write a song about your restaurant.

I really didn't consider myself happy or unhappy.

I set my monkey on the log, and ordered him to do the Dog. He wagged his tail and shook his head, and he went and did the Cat instead.

I'm inconsistent, even to myself.

When you're sad and when you're lonely and you haven't got a friend, just remember that death is not the end.

I think I have a dualistic nature.

If I had the stars from the darkest night and the diamonds from the deepest ocean, I'd forsake them all for your sweet kiss, for that's all I'm wishin' to be ownin'.