Truth is like a waterslide-only fun when it's slippery and wet.
Folk music is a bunch of fat people.
Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
You don't count the dead, when god's on your side.
I'm speaking for all of us. I'm the spokesman for a generation.
All the people we used to know, they're an illusion to me now.