If you're looking to get silly, you better go back to from where you came. because the cops don't need you and man they expect the same.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Folk music is a bunch of fat people.

I started writing songs after I heard Hank Williams.

Back seat drivers don’t know the feel of the wheel but they sho’ know how to make a fuss" Bob Dylan/Bonnie Raitt, “Let’s Keep It Between Us,” 1982

I'll stand over your grave 'til I'm sure that you're dead.

He gambled all his life, he's got 27 children, yet he's never had a wife.